I realized today in this modern world that there is a constant battle to do everything within the alloted time frame. So I entered a debate with myself, my favorite kind of debate because I always win, over the dangerous distractions available to drivers. I am so unable to decipher the bigger danger, poking out an eye with a dribbling eyeliner pen or texting your non-talkative friends. I went with make-up, because really, who the fuck can't drive and talk? The ratio of good driving women must be nearly negative, so I can't even imagine the skill altering affects of applying some gunk to your non-luscious lashes.
On the other hand, we have women daring enough to be
terribly extreme and go for the double hit; Makeup
AND cell phone. This bitch must be crazy.
I can only hope she is intoxicated enough to scribble that red crayon all over her face, give bystanders the illusion of blood, and be pulled from her vehicle before harm is done. But hey, at least she'll call insurance for you after you get rear-ended.
